In legislation that attempts to extend the reach of school administration beyond the hallways, the Pequannock Township High School will begin random testing for alcohol. The fact that a school needs to legislate what students do on their own time says a lot about the parenting skills of Generation Z (does that mean Generation Armageddon is next?). Although benign on the surface, the move is also a roundabout way of CYA or CTAOPTHS; Covering the Ass of Pequannock Tonwship High School. If a student were to perish in an alcohol related incident, the school, having taken steps to educate and test students, would likely be absolved of any blame and potential lawsuits.
Much like the government, the school has given in to fear and tightened the strings. Instead of the burden of responsible parenting remaining in the home, the school has assumed this role. Thus begins the inevitable slide towards a day when the school must legislate what children can eat and pay for their students’ cell phone minutes. Because the school has assumed this responsibility, the moment any incident occurs, public outcry will lead them to legislate when students can breathe and mandate breathalyzer testing before lunch periods. The current testing, which is accurate up to 80 hrs. after imbibing, and done on Mondays will become an everyday occurence. Such is the slippery slope of over-legislation. In a meek attempt to link this to the erosion of civil liberties nationwide, I quote Benjamin Franklin:
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Make sure not to eat any salad over the weekend (from AP Article):
Urine screenings look for ethyl glucuronide, produced by the body after it metabolizes alcohol. School officials acknowledge the test is sensitive, and false positive readings can be the result of using products containing ethanol, including mouthwash and Balsamic vinegar.