Decoding a Potential Blind Date
Posted by alexahentay on April 17, 2007
Blind dates can be the worst dates ever. Much like the ‘Rule of 3′ in American Pie, one must apply their own filter to blind date material. Below is a short primer. If your family friend or grandmother is setting you up with someone, keep this in mind. Note that this only applies when females are doing the matchmaking. I suspect that this inability to tell the truth about appearance has to do with a general lack of confidence females have in their physical selves. Thanks Maxim!
- She is so sweet-Ugly and slightly overweight.
- She is tiny/petite-short, troll-like.
- Great girl, really good personality-Ugly and slightly overweight with bubbly personality. Chance of troll-like features.
- Athletic-played goalie in any high school sport and can kick the shit out of you.
- Jappy-has a fake Fendi. Still fat and troll-like
- Beautiful-average
- Just broke up with her BF of 2 years-Gained 45 Lbs. during that time. Will never look good again.
